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Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be Handling His Breakup Okay
Leonardo DiCaprio might be the sole human person at Art Basel in Miami who understands the true purpose of the pretentious event — bang the mustard out of ambitious young models hoping to build...
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Leonardo DiCaprio Reaches Full Butterfly
Leonardo DiCaprio has entered the Marlon Brando portion of his blessed life. Beard, pony tail, ten girls in bikinis on some tropic island plus some dude for security to prevent gang rape before the...
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Leo Banging Rihanna And Shit Around The Web
Pudgy heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio is still slaying major ass including possibly Rihanna. The two were seen canoodling at the Playboy mansion. If you also can’t imagine wanting to talk to Rihanna for...
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Michelle Rodriguez Keeps Her Bitches Bare
If I had to guess which of these models Michelle Rodriguez dug to the third knuckle last night, I’m selecting the Canadian blond chick she made go out in just her underwear. That’s a boss move. All...
View ArticleLeonardo DiCaprio Raped by Bear
According to early screener reports, Leo DiCaprio is soundly raped by a bear in the new movie Revenant. Either it’s a grizzly or a burly guy named Stephen who needs release after the day shift and...
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Leo DiCaprio’s Got This
When Leonardo DiCaprio private jets into Paris to knock heads with the head of the UN on halving carbon emissions, you feel covered. The brain power behind either one of these Learning Annex...
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DiCaprio Books Bieber
DiCaprio was cool when he was pudgy and had a ponytail and didn’t shave and sharted in front of the world’s hottest women and they still fucked him because DiCaprio. Now he’s like an insane Middle...
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Leonardo DiCaprio Goes Doomsday
Leonardo DiCaprio made a rousing environmental speech at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland mashed up from Malthusian forecasts featured in an Inconvenient Truth. He delivered them as only...
View ArticleLeonardo DiCaprio Picasso Siezed
Leonardo DiCaprio was asked by the U.S. Justice Department to turn over a three million dollar Picasso painting and a nine million dollar Basquiat collage. Those high-end pieces to DiCaprio’s...
View ArticleHow Many Millions for Dinner With Leo and Kate?
Make a list of things Leonardo DiCaprio related that you’d pay a million bucks for. The yacht, the plane, largely well maintained vulvas of various hot Victoria’s Secret models. How about dinner with...
View ArticleLeo DiCaprio’s New Model
Life for Leonardo DiCaprio is amazing. When you’re not lying about saving glaciers, you’re busy banging barely legal models. Freshly severed from ex-model girlfriend Nina Agdal, Leo’s new beau goes by...
View ArticleOne Million the New Opening A-List Ante for Texas Flood Relief
Kevin Hart’s $25K Houston flood relief challenge was ballyhooed as the Ice Bucket Challenge but with some real cash oomph. You have to wonder if celebrities really wanted to be tagged. It’s a lot of...
View ArticleDiCaprio’s Dick Is Approaching Unstoppability
Leonardo DiCaprio running through young international models is maybe half a step removed from the casting couch. He may be handsome, but nineteen year old New Zealand bikini models have options for...
View ArticleLeonardo DiCaprio Taking the World Beyond Meat
If you can be seen as prophetic leader of the thoughtful world citizen movement whilst personally indulging in every known form of gluttony, God bless you for pulling it off. Leonardo DiCaprio has...
View ArticleLeo Dicaprio Is A Better Man Than Most
Do you remember second grade? The grade where you recently kicked the habit of feasting on your own boogers and stopped wetting yourself at recess because you’re a big boy now. Most likely you also...
View ArticleLeonardo DiCaprio’s Lover Unimpressed And Unappreciative
Sometimes it takes a while before an actor or actress wins the overdue Oscar they deserve. Halle Berry had to show Billy Bob Thornton her tits in Monster’s Ball before she got hers. And Leo finally...
View ArticleVanessa Trump Cheats Up; Exchanges Gang Banger For Movie Star
If you’re smart you’ll keep any woman that you’re genuinely interested in far away from Leonardo DiCaprio. Hillary may have known a little more than the public when she hurtled “deplorable” accusations...
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Blind Item: Probably Pussy Posse Member’s Career Destroyed For Being Gay
Starting in the 90’s, under Leonardo DiCaprio’s barely pubescent wings, a group of celebs including David Blain, Kevin Connolly, Lukas Haas, Jay R. Ferguso, and others formed the ultimate Hollywood...
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